The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!