The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!