The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The Power to die at will

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!