Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to be a walrus

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!