The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to eat food

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to die on command

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fart at will.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to die....

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use windows 10.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!