The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Facebook.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!