My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to see into the present

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!