The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!