the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!