The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Facebook.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!