The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!