The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to see through glass

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!