the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!