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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!