the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Facebook.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!