The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to run windows on a mac computer

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

thumb_up thumb_down -87

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to read the TV

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to turn apples into pears

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to eat food

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to read

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The ability to survive without an apendix.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!