The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!