The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The Power to die at will

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!