the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to speak braille

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!