The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!