the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to eat food

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to not have a power.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!