The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!