the power to say i can bend you

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!