The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to speak braille

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to never end your .

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to eat food

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!