The power to kill yourself.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to watch grass grow

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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To stab Djones

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to grow boobs

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!