The power to go part way through walls

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Balls.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!