The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!