The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!