My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!