The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to die....

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through air.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!