The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!