The power to see through air.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to read

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!