The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

black people

The power to understand irony.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The power to poop kittens with mittens

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to breathe

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to time travel to the present.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!