The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!