The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to eat food

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to not have any power.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!