The power to read the TV

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!