The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!