the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to see the present.

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

the power to see with your eyes open

the power to post pointless superpowers.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

the power to make music for deaf people

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to turn load noises into cake

the power to see through glass

The power to slip on anything.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!