The power to pee from your eyes

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!