the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to die

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!