the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to never end your .

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to read

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The ability to read braile.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to breathe

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!