The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Ladder hands.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!