the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to never get spam

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!