The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to be a walrus

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!