The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to change to justin biber

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!