The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to kill yourself

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!