the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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Really bendy thumb

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Melting

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!