The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to change your mind

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Poop

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!