to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power of fart helium

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power... to move you.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to divide by 0

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!