The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!