to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Balls.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!