THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!