The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to be your self

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!