the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to see concrete yellow

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to breath while under a container of water

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

The power to have a seat right over there.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

Imortality.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!