The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!